Someone sent this to me at work today and I thought it was pretty funny. Enjoy!
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that you don't have their email addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on tv has a website at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have for the first years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before you get your coffee (or breakfast if you don't drink coffee).
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
12. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.
13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list.
I caught the number nine thing.
ReplyDeleteOn line before java...? "The horror!"
ReplyDeleteThere wasn't a nine? This seriously explains alot about where i am in life...
ReplyDelete"Chrispy Chicken down....Nuggets down...Filets down...".
Sigh.
EMS. where a r e you??????