Friday Letters

Loving Corbyn's new spring/summer clothes!

Dear Oven,

Why did you have to go and break on us? It was kind of a bad week for that as I was taking dinner to 2 families one of the nights you were broken. Fortunately Bill and Mariah let us use their oven while we were waiting for the repairman to come 3 days later. We are now $140 poorer and I have a new found appreciation for being able to cook dinner in my own kitchen. I hope you're happy.

Love,

The accountant

Dear Amazon,

Thank you for having great deals and free, fast shipping! We got all 3 of the Toy Story DVDs, Blu-Rays, and Digital Copies for only $49.99! I may just have to pay for Amazon Prime when my free 3 month trial of Amazon Mom is over.

Love,

The internet shopper

Dear Peyton,

I got all your bedding this week as well as your changing pad and changing pad cover. Well, all your bedding except this crib skirt because it is "currently unavailable" on Amazon. I did find it here, but I couldn't justify paying that much plus $8.20 for shipping when the crib we got you came with a white crib skirt. I think it would have matched your quilt really well, but we will just have to live with the white. Anyway, all the stuff I did get is up washing right now and then I will put it in your nursery and we will be one step closer to being ready for you to come. I can't believe you will be here in 4 weeks (or less if you decide to come sooner). I love you already!

Love,

Your mom

Dear Corbyn,

You have been quite the little jumping bean this week. All day you jump, jump, jump! You have so much energy - it's hard for your pregnant mom to keep up! You are my little mover and I love you!

Love,

Your mom

Dear Rog,

I hope you're enjoying being the one who falls asleep quickly while I'm the one tossing and turning for hours. As soon as I'm unpregnant, I think/hope my superpower of being able to instantly fall asleep will return.

Love,

Your pregnant wife